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"My mother just gave me an anecdote and she is officially amazing.
So she was talking about sexual harassment and her experience of it, and how back in the 70s she was in her 20s and she was on the train. And this was back when trains had compartments where you could smoke. And she was there having a cigarette and this guy came in, fucking unbuckled his belt and started wanking at her?!
My mother’s response:
“I took a big puff on my cigarette, looked at him, then put my cigarette out in his dick.”
HERO."

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warrenpeas:

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

hiiiiYAH

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Though we’re far apart, you’re always in my heart.

Love lives forever.

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shamonex:

Happy Birthday to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson (29/08/1958)

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SNAPE WEEK: Day 2: Severus + Emotions

"Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily […] stand no chance against his powers!"

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yoshi413:

#NeverForgetThisMoment | Shoutout to the person who sent me the sweetest anonymous request I’ve ever received! Thank you for your kind words.

[x]

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orangeis:

drugsnothugs:

orangeis:

Speaking the harsh truths 👏👏

It’s a show about female prison they have lots of male characters considering it is a show about a women who goes to prison they even had an episode where the male prisoners where there and they always have some of the male guards in the episodes so no that’s not the truth

It honestly didn’t even cross my mind that anyone would take this post seriously. Wow.

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"I am not the sad girl anymore. No, I am more than that. I am strong and caring. I am both confident and insecure. I am simultaneously one of the kindest and meanest people you will ever meet. I am ugly, I am beautiful, and I am bursting with fire. I am home to strange and brilliant thoughts. I am heavily flawed and I am still good enough. I am so much, and I will never allow myself to be reduced to a single word again. Even when I am sad, I am still so much more. I am not the sad girl anymore. No, I am everything."

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"Sorry I didn’t get back to you about tonight. I;m on a chilled one tonight".

I am forever going to see any reason you can’t do anything as code for doing shit with your boyfriend.

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What are you doing Wednesday because I want you to come round for dinner with me, my boyfriend, my sister, her boyfriend and I would absolutely love for you to be a 5th wheel.

Stop that noise

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redskrull:

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Happy 56th Birthday, Michael Joseph Jackson. ❤

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Happy 56th Birthday, Michael Joseph Jackson!  

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chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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